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Burp.... Waddup folks... It's Chimp Valdez with the 5 'o clock news... Hickup... Let's see what we got here... War, terror, old ladies... Boring.... Hey, what's this... Zombies have been spotted outside the 7-11 on 3th street? That's right.... ZOMBIES... Not very talkative, seem to be rather slow, bad breath and like to bite people.... Sounds like our weathergirl Suzie.... anyway, here's some advice on how to deal with these undead...
* #1 Large crowds are good.
* #2 Shout witty one-liners while hacking away.
* #3 It's perfectly acceptable to throw those less fortunate in your enemies path while you escape
* #4 Don't stay in one place, it's better to run around and explore the whole area * And finally....
* #5 Be sure to always... Wait a minute... Suzie... Does this look infected?